I'm never posting on this board again. I've seen from other threads and, now, experienced first-hand, these girls are assholes. Seriously, do these women realize that they're speaking to another human being? Do they have hearts? It's one thing to give someone your opinion, and another completely to ridicule them for their ideas.

All I wanted to know was whether or not I should spend $200 on butterflies. It's kind of a lot of money for something that would be over in less than a minute. I researched all possible ways to do this, and decided to go with a local wildflower center, which was the most humane method. I already covered all the moral and humane issues surrounding butterfly releases. They wouldn't be shipped, refrigerated, unfed, boxed individually, etc etc. The only "bad" part was that they would be cooped up in an oversized tulle-wrapped box for less than an hour. 

And so these women decided that I was the most evil and horrible person on Earth for having such an idea, for ensuring the butterflies would be safe and comfortable but would be in a box for one hour. And they were not ashamed to voice their opinions in the rudest manner possible. I wouldn't be so offended if they hadn't been so demeaning. As one poster stated, "It's as though you care more about the butterflies feelings than the OP's!" 

So maybe it was a bad idea. I tried my best to keep it as humane as possible, but live animals shouldn't be used as props. They're right about that. But geez, it's only an idea, and I'm still a human being. The least you could do is treat me with a little respect and dignity. I understand that you have your opinions, but can't you tell them to me without calling me "a horrible person"? Yeah, seriously! Several women called me a horrible person for AN IDEA that I had.

And I'm not the first they've done this to! Once or twice a week, someone has an idea and asks what others think about it on the Budget board. And these other women attack the OP as though she's personally threatened them! I swear, TheKnot should take control of that board... Women post on that board to get advice, not to be ridiculed. And, aren't those in the rules, anyway? To be respectful with your remarks? Go be a bitch over in Snarky Brides; that's what they made that board for.

Anyway, I'm just venting. Luckily, a few other women saw how ridiculously rude the posts were becoming and came to my defense. That felt pretty good, knowing that there are decent people on that board.
 
Bouquet-making SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so I had wonderful aspirations to turn this....
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...into this...
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...and I failed. The calla lilies I have are nearly the same size as the orchids. It looks funny. So, ok, let's try to do this, while still upholding the shape of the already-slaved-over bouquet
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Nope. The calla lilies got in the way of the orchids. And the orchids wouldn't stay put.

So now, I'm back at step one. I took apart the whole bouquet and I'm starting from scratch. After already having spent two ENTIRE days putting the first one together. 

FUCKK!! I'm so frustrated at this crap. I should've just waited until I had the orchids, but NOOOOOO I'm too impatient for that. I have to have it done, NOW. So now I get to start all over again. 
 
I don't get a prize or anything, but there's an award in my heart. Cue cheesy music.

A fellow knottie, gpapale1, has put this bio, MY bio!, on her recommended links! Woo! I feel special. I'm up there with jena.n.ross! Wowzas! 

Oh and I noticed a few weeks ago something totally NUTS. Gabrielle and her FI have the same anniversary date as Mr. Margarita and I! Well, it's off by like two days. But whatever, it's close enough. And we're getting married on the same day too! That's some funky Twilight Zone stuff.

Anyway, it's just really cool because I came into this blog, having done maybe two or three extracurricular projects. I'm not much of a crafty lady. 

Until now, that is! I can't afford the glitzy and glamorous wedding that I've envisioned, so I have no choice but to turn to DIY. And I really didn't think I would be this good at it. But now that I know my potential, the sky's the limit!

Well, more like $10k's the limit. But that doesn't sound as good.

Thanks Gabrielle!
 
So I was adding up the cost of all the materials for my invites, including all the materials that needed replacing after I fucked up the tilde on Mr Margarita's name, and after I redesigned the pocketfold (at first, I didn't want the outer flap. Now I do.)

Oh shit. I'm over budget.

And not by $5-10. No sir. I've spent twice as much as I budgeted for. Which only equates to $50 BUT STILL! My goal with this project was to out-do the price the DIY Bride magazine gave. Now I'm over that price! Their pocketfolds cost $2.50 each. Mine? $2.87 each! Nooooo! Oh well....maybe everyone will "Ooooh" and "Aaaah" so much that they actually keep their invites. And frame them. And display them over the mantle. And they will forever remember Mister and Misses Margarita's silk-wrapped pocketfolds....

Alas, I am dragged from my bridal fantasy and brought back to the real world. My pain-staking works of art will be carelessly dumped in the trash, staining the beautiful satin with last night's spaghetti. It's likely that very few of my guests will even leave out the "Directions" insert so they know where they're going. Sigh. I know all my hard work and money is in vain. But I must persevere. I must continue cutting, folding, gluing, stamping, and painting tiny intricate flourishes with glitter glue. Why? Because I'm a BRIDE dammit. And a brides does not give up on tiny details that no one will notice!